i know this is not on time, but i had a tumultuous week...lets see what happened first last week?....well it started with a nice little surprise monday morning...so how to put this ummmm....lets just say after 40 yrs of eating one way then all sudden changing it...well lets just say there was blockage bloating and pain....so i had to miss my monday training session...great start huh?...hey do you think anyone could warn me about the possibility of that happening...NO...thanks guys...is there any other small tidbit of info that might important to this process...
so back to it on tues...back on the tread mill...still no pot and pans so i have not been following the diet to closely...no dinner and still have been eating out all the time...wends more of the same...thursday training day...and what do you know there were a beautiful set of new pot and pans waiting for me...no more excuses...shit i guess now i need to start eating vegtables...shit...what the hell...how much more can i do...any way what the fuck are veggies anyway...i thought that they were only consumed in california with all the spout heads...
so before each work out on thurs i go and get on the scale...and low and behold another 5lbs...for a grand total of 10 lbs in 2 weeks...well i hope that i keep on my schedule of 5 per week...well not sure if can keep that up...so being the smart man that i am i came up with the perfect plan to celebrate my huge success...VEGAS BABY...buffets poker buffets black jack did i mention the buffets...now i know what you are thinking why celebrate now after only 2 weeks...well it is simple really i dont that i have been committed to anything like this for 2 weeks straight...so lets celebrate...
so now it is monday evening...i am back from vegas and proud to announce only one buffet was terrorized by me and i was so tired from being up for 35 hrs straight that i dont think i got my monies worth...shit vegas even beat me there what the fuck that has always been a sure win for me...i did make it up this morning to go train...but that seemed to be a mistake...just did not get it this day...not feeling like expressing myself at 630am on a monday so i tend to be a little grumpy...hey what can you do the teddy bear in me does not wake up until tues or wends in the week...i guess i was not socialized properly as a puppy...
well not going to weigh in this week i celebrated a little to much this last weekend...maybe it was the 100 chicken nuggets we bought on the way home from vegas...i f you ever want to see a micky ds blow up and freak everyone out go in and order 100 nuggets and a diet coke...fucking hilarious...
so i am back at home eating my first home cooked meal..cheese burger and broccoli...and to challenge my manhood i am sitting watching dancing with the stars...omg is all i have to say about that..well gotta go edyta is about go up...be safe and GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK....
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