Saturday, July 30, 2011

One Week Down.... No End In Sight!!!!!!

howdy folks...see i told i was going to back in a flash...it has been 1 week and 23 mins of marriage bliss for me...yipee...i think...no it is gr8...i just need to keep telling myself that...hey i got a magic bullet out of the deal and a great dinner at papadeauxs last night...thanks roo...and thank you meemaa for the magic bullet awesome from what i hear...
to tell you the truth i have been scared to death this week...i mean really if i am homeless and living in an airport who do i hurt myself...but now there is someone else that i will be bringing down when i self destruct...not sure how to deal with this...i have talked to my person and they i mean he assures me this is normal...ok i hope so...
just wanna say how excited i am that this month is over...i did not realize what a distraction getting married can be...even if you do it on short notice...it ruined my month at work made no money, but i did pick up a bride that went grocery shopping by herself...yipee i never have to go again...my life is complete...ok i might have to go again sometime in the future...i mean i am gonna miss riding the motorized carts...so i went to my boss to schedule a meeting for next week sometime...i need to find what he expects for someone to move into management...because being a collector is not cutting it for me...i know what to do, how to tell you to do it, but cant seem to do it myself...you know the old adage those who cant coach...well thats me...
so i am still fat...need to start on that again...yea right i am married now she is locked into the deal...so why try...he he...anyway thats all for this week...time to turn my attention back to the d-backs game which they are winning right now and they need my support...for the rest of you out the remember be safe GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK.....

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Well This Is Not Working Out For Me....Lets Get Married!!!!!!!!!!

howdy folks...i know it has been a long time...i told you a year ago that i always revert to the dave mode at some time...try as i might it always ends the same way...oh well...i guess pixie at the woman's gym was right...i do need therapy...

so i could go on and cry about how i am still fat, still broke, still driving a broke down truck (scratch that last thing i love rammy)...no i am not going to do it...i am not going to waist your time anymore with that crybaby insecure bullshit...cause i got a new plan....

her yee her yee...come one come all...gather around for the most... interesting, holy shit, outrageous idea even i could have...wait for it...let it resonate...ok are you ready...well here it comes i david fogleman am going to get m ma marr married tonight...shit i did not think it would come out there for a second...so if you in vegas tonight and are not doing anything stop by the little white chapel about 1 am and we will be there...doing the deed....

get your heads out of the gutter that deed is later at golden nugget...there will be a small cover charge and no cameras please...besides i dont think anyone of you has a lens with wide enough angle for my fat ass...oh by the way happy 40th kevin...may you have another 40 to go....

so time to go find some oxygen i will talk to you soon...as always BE SAFE...GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK... why do i really feel those words right now....