so it has happened i own my car out right...i made commissions...and to top it off i opened a bank account...not just one mind you but a savings and a checking account...i have exactly $9.18 that i spreading out over many or two accounts...because if i learned anything from jovanns is that you need to be diversified...so that is me now...i am a diversified member of society...heck i even have plans for for i roth ira...what ever the fuck that is...is sounds important so i need it...
i hope everyone had a great turkey day...i did i went to see my family that i left so many years ago...it was weird and nice to be home...weird in since that i have not been here with them in over a decade and nice that it was like i had never been gone for 5 min...it also helped that we drank a bottle of crowne...wahooo thank goodness for the booze...
to top it off i now have health insurance...i cant believe i am almost tearing up writing this...bank accounts, ira, free and clear car, insurance, what the fuck have i become...i dont know who i am anymore...not only all that shit has changed but next is going to be a huge year for me...i actually have plans for the next year...
it is going to start with my boss, friend, brother dragging me to the heart institute for a full work up...i am not sure why i know what they are going to say...ah mr. fogleman i am not sure you realize this but you might have a slight weight problem...der no shit...so let me see i need to loose weight to live longer...why?....before when i was a complete and utter fuck up (3months ago) i had no responsibilities....did you know that they expect you to pay for auto insurance every month...i mean really what is this shit all about?...pops you could have warned me when i left the roost of jovanns...this shit is hard...anyway back to my plans for 2010...
go to get the complete medical work up or smack down as i like to call it...change everything about my daily routine or at least create a daily routine...get some what healthy...start dressing for success...yes i am announcing it here first i david fogleman am going to be a METROSEXUAL MAN!!!!!!!i have no idea what that means but i do know that it has been working out well for that guy on american idol...what is his name? oh yea ryan seacrest...i am going to try and ascend the corporate ladder...god i hope i loose some weight because if i dont i wont be ascending anywhere...that means go up right? anyway after that has all happened and i am not dead i would like to get an apartment and settle down with some nice cigars...
so as you can see if all this shit does happen by some act of god there is a real chance that i might get laid in 2010...holy crap i think i need to take a break my heart just about jumped out of my chest...do you think it could happen??? it has been so long...i wonder what it is like to be with someone that wants to be with you...well i am going to find out in 2010 unless you have been lying to me then i am going to have to hunt you down....i am still in love in case you are wondering, but i am beginning to get nervous i need to accomplish a ton of shit before you get here...
but that is all a year away...i hope everyone at jovanns has the best holidays i really miss you more than i thought i would...i know i wasnt the easiest person to be around and i know that i burned bridges all over the place but i need to say thank you and i love all of yall...it is because of you that i doing so well 2day....thank you happy holidays and i will talk to you soon i hope...if you will take my calls...
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