Friday, January 28, 2011

Excuses Are Like A......s! Everyone Has One... And I Seem To Have More Than The Average Fat Man!!!!!!

howdy doody partners...i thought they took down this page from non activity...well what can i say...i guess the demons of my past have caught up to me...now i know you might sitting there wondering what i am talking about...well just hang on a second i am gonna tell ya...this fat man can only type so fast...let me get the big stuff out of the way first...yes i am still with hollie...or more to the point she is still with me...she might thinking about going to therapy though...i wonder if i should be worried...not really but she might...as for the diet...well can you say fat and lethargic?..you guessed it...it is sad to say that i david fogleman am a QUITTER!!! well we all knew it was going to happen just a matter of when...

it is not as bad as it sounds...i mean i am not back over 500lbs yet but if i dont do something soon i will be...i dont know what happened...yes i do, it is hollies fault...that is my knew mantra! when anything goes wrong i blame hollie...god i love her...i mean really isnt that what your significant other is there for?..that and to scratch your back every night before you go nite nites?...just keep the faith though i am still fighting the good fight and vow to get back on track...right after i finish these wings and that pizza and ice cream in the freezer...

so i guess you say she is here to stay...i did not believe it until we got back from lousiana with all her stuff and 2 dogs...so not only i do i have a live in girlfriend, but i have a peeing Pomeranian, a 15yr old deaf heeler, and two kittens...is this what it means to be domesticated?..anyway you remember from previous posts that it has been sometime since i talked to my mommy...yes i was avoiding her because i was am a sissy lala and was scared to talk to her...i thought too much time passed...of course that was not the case and it was all in my head...anyway on the way back from our trip we stopped i had lunch with mommy...acward yes but worth it...and now i talk to her a couple of times a week..what a mammas boy i really must be...so since i saw her i thought what the hell lets try and rebuild the bridge my brother too...what a trip...i guess i have hollie for all this mending...if she was a refugee from anywhere else these things would not have happened...

well i gotta go now..but let me give you a tease for the next installment...can you say I.R.S.? i can now...well until next time as always good night and good luck!!!

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