here i sit scared out of my mind what have i done?....alot let me tell you...is it the right move or do i need another intervention?....in the last post i tried to lay out the fact that next year is going to be huge in my life...doctor, metrosexual, own place, move up in job...alot of shit right...next year....not now...nope not for me...if it is worth doing or blogging about then it should be done now or yesterday...
i guess thats what i get for being the inpatient prick that i am....so here i sit scared, talking to you...still not sure where to begin....not sure if i should talk about hollie coming out for a long weekend or me getting my own place or the doctors visit that i scheduled...well where to begin...i guess here is as good as any...i got a call on sunday from my roommate saying that he wants to talk to me...no big deal...i come and we start talking...and he is having a hard time telling me something so i asked him if wanted me to move out...he kinda sat for a moment and said yes...he then went to explain the reason which i will not get into, but i understood completely...so we are talking about how long it will be before i move...he asked how long i need to find a place and i told him 4yrs...
well i guess that i over shot a little bit...so i asked what he was thinking and he said more like 4 weeks...i was like wow...so we kept talking and came to an agreement of 6 mnths at the longest...i really appreciate that because he could thrown me out on my ass(he would never do that) but he could if he wanted...so that was sunday...and i started to think about it more and more and i came to the conclusion that i need to go sooner than later...so i know this guy that has a condo for rent...so i give him a call go look at it and now i am the proud renter of 2bedroom 2 bath condo...
the funny part of this story is...well how do i put this...remember in previous posts me talking about not having a pot to piss in...well now i can use that pot, and furniture, bed, tv, sheets, dishes, silverware...pretty much everything any member of society takes for granted...so if anyone out there has any spare shit sheet pots pans cooking uts...anything at all they dont need let me know...i am not above begging...
enough of that for now...lets move on to hollie coming out...man i really dont think i am ready for this...i am nowhere the man i want to be for her...she says that she will not be embarrassed of me but fuck i am embarrassed of myself...i hope she understands...she says she does but the voices are really fucking with me on this one...shit i was planning on getting laid next year not next week...well that is going to have to wait...there is no way i am ready i am ready to go down that road...but she still swears none of that matters and wants to come...i think she might need an intervention...i think she might be sincere about me...only time will tell...she does give me hope though and i love her for that and many other reasons....
and finally there is the doctor well the fuck to say here...i am fat and my heart is bad now lets fix it more on that to come...take care and happy holidays everyone....
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Are Yall Strapped Down. The End Is Here. Happy Holidays Everyone!
so it has happened i own my car out right...i made commissions...and to top it off i opened a bank account...not just one mind you but a savings and a checking account...i have exactly $9.18 that i spreading out over many or two accounts...because if i learned anything from jovanns is that you need to be diversified...so that is me now...i am a diversified member of society...heck i even have plans for for i roth ira...what ever the fuck that is...is sounds important so i need it...
i hope everyone had a great turkey day...i did i went to see my family that i left so many years ago...it was weird and nice to be home...weird in since that i have not been here with them in over a decade and nice that it was like i had never been gone for 5 min...it also helped that we drank a bottle of crowne...wahooo thank goodness for the booze...
to top it off i now have health insurance...i cant believe i am almost tearing up writing this...bank accounts, ira, free and clear car, insurance, what the fuck have i become...i dont know who i am anymore...not only all that shit has changed but next is going to be a huge year for me...i actually have plans for the next year...
it is going to start with my boss, friend, brother dragging me to the heart institute for a full work up...i am not sure why i know what they are going to say...ah mr. fogleman i am not sure you realize this but you might have a slight weight problem...der no shit...so let me see i need to loose weight to live longer...why?....before when i was a complete and utter fuck up (3months ago) i had no responsibilities....did you know that they expect you to pay for auto insurance every month...i mean really what is this shit all about?...pops you could have warned me when i left the roost of jovanns...this shit is hard...anyway back to my plans for 2010...
go to get the complete medical work up or smack down as i like to call it...change everything about my daily routine or at least create a daily routine...get some what healthy...start dressing for success...yes i am announcing it here first i david fogleman am going to be a METROSEXUAL MAN!!!!!!!i have no idea what that means but i do know that it has been working out well for that guy on american idol...what is his name? oh yea ryan seacrest...i am going to try and ascend the corporate ladder...god i hope i loose some weight because if i dont i wont be ascending anywhere...that means go up right? anyway after that has all happened and i am not dead i would like to get an apartment and settle down with some nice cigars...
so as you can see if all this shit does happen by some act of god there is a real chance that i might get laid in 2010...holy crap i think i need to take a break my heart just about jumped out of my chest...do you think it could happen??? it has been so long...i wonder what it is like to be with someone that wants to be with you...well i am going to find out in 2010 unless you have been lying to me then i am going to have to hunt you down....i am still in love in case you are wondering, but i am beginning to get nervous i need to accomplish a ton of shit before you get here...
but that is all a year away...i hope everyone at jovanns has the best holidays i really miss you more than i thought i would...i know i wasnt the easiest person to be around and i know that i burned bridges all over the place but i need to say thank you and i love all of yall...it is because of you that i doing so well 2day....thank you happy holidays and i will talk to you soon i hope...if you will take my calls...
i hope everyone had a great turkey day...i did i went to see my family that i left so many years ago...it was weird and nice to be home...weird in since that i have not been here with them in over a decade and nice that it was like i had never been gone for 5 min...it also helped that we drank a bottle of crowne...wahooo thank goodness for the booze...
to top it off i now have health insurance...i cant believe i am almost tearing up writing this...bank accounts, ira, free and clear car, insurance, what the fuck have i become...i dont know who i am anymore...not only all that shit has changed but next is going to be a huge year for me...i actually have plans for the next year...
it is going to start with my boss, friend, brother dragging me to the heart institute for a full work up...i am not sure why i know what they are going to say...ah mr. fogleman i am not sure you realize this but you might have a slight weight problem...der no shit...so let me see i need to loose weight to live longer...why?....before when i was a complete and utter fuck up (3months ago) i had no responsibilities....did you know that they expect you to pay for auto insurance every month...i mean really what is this shit all about?...pops you could have warned me when i left the roost of jovanns...this shit is hard...anyway back to my plans for 2010...
go to get the complete medical work up or smack down as i like to call it...change everything about my daily routine or at least create a daily routine...get some what healthy...start dressing for success...yes i am announcing it here first i david fogleman am going to be a METROSEXUAL MAN!!!!!!!i have no idea what that means but i do know that it has been working out well for that guy on american idol...what is his name? oh yea ryan seacrest...i am going to try and ascend the corporate ladder...god i hope i loose some weight because if i dont i wont be ascending anywhere...that means go up right? anyway after that has all happened and i am not dead i would like to get an apartment and settle down with some nice cigars...
so as you can see if all this shit does happen by some act of god there is a real chance that i might get laid in 2010...holy crap i think i need to take a break my heart just about jumped out of my chest...do you think it could happen??? it has been so long...i wonder what it is like to be with someone that wants to be with you...well i am going to find out in 2010 unless you have been lying to me then i am going to have to hunt you down....i am still in love in case you are wondering, but i am beginning to get nervous i need to accomplish a ton of shit before you get here...
but that is all a year away...i hope everyone at jovanns has the best holidays i really miss you more than i thought i would...i know i wasnt the easiest person to be around and i know that i burned bridges all over the place but i need to say thank you and i love all of yall...it is because of you that i doing so well 2day....thank you happy holidays and i will talk to you soon i hope...if you will take my calls...
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